Dr. José P. Rizal
Born on June 19, 1861 (Calamba, Laguna)
150th birth anniversary

Kagaya ng isang lumang kwento, kapag pumunta ka sa isang baryo, mahirap malaman kung sino ang aswang. Maaring ito ay nakasalubong mo na noong nakaraan o kaya kausap mo na sa kasalukuyan.  Kadalasan, ito rin ay mapag-panggap. Pwedeng siyang maging pusa, aso o kaya maging isang pulitiko at magpatakbo ng gobyerno.

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There were other things Freddie and I were in complete agreement. Call it sourgrapes, but Hayden is not a sex athlete as he would want to project himself.The slam bang video from start to finish took only one minute and thirty-six seconds, which is below par in sexual calisthenics.

Another thing Freddie and I noticed: Hayden is not well endowed down there. If he wants to be a pornography star after losing his doctor’s license, he should ask his girlfriend to make his equipment proportional to his six-foot-one-inch height.

I am filing a criminal complaint against Hayden Kho. I will charge him in court with illegal possession of a not-so-deadly weapon.

- Ramon Tulfo (article here)

Funny :p